Since FAIRY TALE launches in fewer than 100 days (woo hoo!) and my birthday is coming up (big whoop!) I thought I would hold a little contest, with fun prizes! Plus, since I've been pretty busy with, um, life, I would love to have you help me with promotion!
Bear with me, this is my first contest. If I don't explain it well enough, feel free to leave me a comment telling me I am a goofball. But then YOU WON'T WIN. HA!!!
So what can you win??
PRIZES! PRIZES!
GRAND PRIZE: A signed copy of FAIRY TALE (hot off the presses, before you can buy it in stores!) AND A hand-crafted, silver fortune cookie necklace with a special message, Believe. This is just like the one that Morgan wears in FAIRY TALE!
FIRST PRIZE: Two winners will receive a fortune cookie charm necklace, which is really cute. I will have a hard time parting with them.
ALL ENTRANTS!: All entrants will receive my eternal gratitude. AND...If you'd like to send your address to cyn at cynbalog dot com, I will also send you FAIRY TALE magnets and bookmarks for you and all your friends!
Sound good?
Ok, so, all you need to do to enter is one of these:
1) Post my widget somewhere on your site and comment with the link (or email it to cyn at cynbalog dot com)
2) Blog about this contest, and comment with a link to your blog (or email it to cyn at cynbalog dot com)
3) Comment, and tell me a fairy tale, STARRING you. Be sure to start with Once Upon a Time!
If you do two of these things, I will enter you twice! Three, I will enter you three times!
The deadline to enter is my birthday, April 13th! Good luck!


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posted it on my blog :http://reveriemedia.blogspot.com/2009/0
and on the sidebar.
widget too! cuz I gotta keep up with the countdown!!
once upon a time, there lived an art student who worked her butt off. She worked hard making her paintings, and photographs, and her masterpieces. Alone she slaved to finish. To finish so she can make it to graduation.
One night, Kayne walks in the studio. Tall, charming green eyed hunk. He sits by her. she ignores him, hoping to finish... but he insists. "Hey." he says. And with that smooth voice she unravels and stops her work.
hahaha wow...lame!
http://dare2labare.blogspot.com/2009/03/f
Kristin (jkbaxter612 from JustMommies July 2009 DDC)
www.strivingtobemore.blogspot.com
*Dude, I don't know if I want to go any further with this story--this is perfect as-is right now. ROFL.*
So, Rhonda liked to tra-la-la through the forest every day as she gathered berries. She gathered berries all day because that's totally all perfect people had to do--they didn't need to work or anything. One day, as she pulled a particularly plump berry from a bush, she ran into Robert Smith from The Cure. He began to sing that she was just like a dream...just like aaaaaa dreeeeeam...
*hm, maybe I shouldn't listen to the Cure when trying to write a fairy tale--sorry*
Anyway, once Robert Smith heard Rhonda sing back to him, he knew he had to do a duet with her. Her voice--it was like the call of larks in a soft meadow. Like the gentle whispering breeze through the willow tree nearby. So the two of them traipsed off to the recording studio tucked safely away in a huge elm tree and made a hit song, which blasted to the top of the charts and secured the #1 spot for 72 solid weeks.
The end.
Also the widget is over here.
Edited at 2009-03-20 05:11 pm (UTC)
I love real-life fairy tales. *happysigh*
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Once upon a time, Jennifer was seven. She was very angry with her brothers for teasing and tickling her, so she wandered out of the old farmhouse where she lived and resolved to go hide. "They'll be sorry," she thought, "when they think I've gone, and they'll wish they'd been nicer to me." She wandered up past the old chicken coop that no longer had any chickens and through the orchard where the withered old apple trees grew, their skeletal branches reaching out for little girls just passing by. At last, she came to the edge of the forest behind the house, a place she wasn't supposed to go. With a little growl of defiant anger, she slipped into the forest, a place where her father had seen coyotes and bears before. She wandered around for a while, and then began to get sleepy, because it was late afternoon and she no longer got a nap in school (darn that second grade, anyway!) At last, she curled up at the base of a tree and went to sleep.
It was dark when she woke up, and she could hear voices calling her name. She looked up and could see a face in the moonlight, a face of unimaginable age and power, craggy and weathered like stone. The sight took her breath away, and she didn't answer to the voices calling her, even though she was cold, because Autumn in Wisconsin can be chilly.
Her parents found her there, curled up at the foot of the old oak tree, and were furious she had gone where she was not supposed to go, but happy that she was alive and unhurt. When she realized they had been worried about her, she tried to reassure them. "It's okay," she told them, gesturing to the face in the bark of the ancient oak tree, "the forest king was watching over me all along."
(True story.)
Yay Cyn! Can't wait to read it!!!
Widget is here www.myspace.com/book_junkies_rule
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We placed your contest on all of our sites-
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We also placed your widget on our Blogger site.
And for my TRUE story... Once upon a time a high school girl went to dinner at a Chinese restaurant with her best friend. Inside her fortune cookie was a very exciting fortune: "You will meet the love of your life tonight." 'Cha right. The girl tossed the fortune, ate the cookie, and her and her friend went to meet up with some other friends. That night, the girl met a very cute boy. They started dating and totally fell in love. Weird right? Well, seven years later, the boy finally proposed, and then the happy engaged couple went to dinner at a Chinese restaurant. The fortune inside the boy's cookie that night made both of them silent with skin-prickling awe: "You and your wife will be happy in your life together." The girl KEPT that fortune, and so far, it's proved true!
Fairy Tale... Once upon a time, there was a writer-in-waiting named Julia. She sent out her book far and wide, searching for the perfect agent to help it find a home.
"Too short," said one agent.
"Too long" said another.
"Too intense," said a third.
"This story is just right!" said Perfect Agent.
Now book is making even larger rounds of the publishing world... as of yet, this tale has no ending... But, Julia is hoping for her Happily Ever After - real soon!
The princess asked how long ago this was, and why nothing had ever been done about it. The magician said that it had been at least 100 years ago, and that no one had done anything, because no one wanted to be seen siding with one side or the other.
The princess decided that this had gone on long enough and spoke with her father, the King, about it. Her father shrugged his shoulders. He said that their lands are fine without the sun and that he didn't see any need to go through all of the work to try to change anything. She asked if he would mind if she gave it a try. He said that it was a waste of time, but she decided to try.
She called a court meeting between the Summer and Winter courts. She told them that she understood that this had been a long and bitter war, and that this truce had not come easily. She also told them the truth - that she wanted to see what a flower looked like growing out of the ground and not from a magician's wand.
There was much mumbling among the courts. Winter said that if it allowed Summer to come, it would take over, and they would never get to see snow again. Summer said that if snow came, Winter would never release its grasp either, and we would all be at war again. Was this was the princess wanted? War?
The princess stamped her feet for attention. Soon the grumbling died down. Here is my offer, she said. I will send emissaries to buffer the time between Winter and Summer. I will make sure that you each get your time and no one takes any longer than the time allotted. I will send my good Lady Spring and my good Knight Autumn, and they will be the time keepers. You will each have your turn. I personally guarantee it.
The courts agreed to give it a try for one year. As soon as this new truce was signed, the gray clouds broke, and sunshine came through. The castle released its stores of seeds to the farmers, who rejoiced at the opportunity to grow crops again, for they were very tired of the bland magical food, which gave sustenance, but had very little flavor.
Outside of the princess's window, she asked for two flowers that she had seen in her books - roses and carnations. The newly appointed palace governor said that he would be happy to plant them, and made one request. She told him that if he could give her those flowers, she would grant whatever request he had, as long as it wasn't her hand, which was already promised, or anything unbecoming of a princess.
He planted the roses and carnations for her, which bloomed in every color under the sun. When she went down to revel in her garden, he asked if she would fulfill his request. She looked around at all of the beautiful flowers, breathing in the amazing scents of them, and said that yes, she would grant his request, if only he would tell her what it was. He said, My request is simple, princess. I only ask that we in the land can call you Princess Sunshine, for you have brought the sunshine back to us.
The smile on the princess's face was as bright as her new name.
And all of the land lived happily ever after.
The End.
-Aryanna :)
www.gardenofbooksa.blogspot.com
2) Once upon a time, when branquignole was still a small and stupid child, she didn't understand things such as "do not use your pencils on these white walls!". So, as she was in a very creative mood, she started to draw cute little flowers and bees and Things Children Draw on the once very white walls. She never knew why her mother did not appreciate her great oeuvre d'art and felt incredibly misunderstood and heartbroken. But, one day, the skill of reading came along (rather simultaneously with the start of her first school term) and hence the walls were forgotten - for she had found her true love: books. And together they lived happily ever after.
So, this makes two entries, right? And if I email you, I get shiny magnets and bookmarks and...? I'm emailing you as well! Thanks for this great contest.
Who thought an apartment was pretty
She moved out of her parents
With a vacuum named Terrence
For whom all the appliances felt pity
"I can do what I want," Fish said
So Terrence was so very neglected
In her free time Fish reveled
While her room grew disheveled
And the dust piled over her head
The pups gamboled and played
Not at all dismayed
That the dust bunnies were bigger than they were
But the birds shrieked, "do us a favor
The dust is about to invade"
Fish gasped and she wheezed in a temper
Terrence cried, "You have asthma, remember
Will no one turn me on
And then the dust will be gone?"
Fish decided she had a vacuum to dismember
"Will no one save me?" Terrence cried
Into the dust he dove to hide
"Get back here!" Fish commanded
"What is this racket?" a voice demanded
"She's trying to kill me" Terrence replied
A fairy god-vacuum sprung up from the dust
She gazed around and fussed,
"What is this schmutz on the floor
I can't even see the door
Clean this place, you must!"
"It's worse than that," Terrence sniffed
She wants to disembowel me real swift"
The Fairy god-vacuum stared, feeling off kilter
"I'll find you someone who'll appreciate your fine hepa filter
And leave this slob in her dust-drift"
"I was wondering if while you were here..."
Fish wheedled "If you could make the floor clear?"
"Don't be silly," Terrence snipped, "Why?
It's your fault this place is a sty"
But the fairy god-vacuum made the dust disappear
"If you let it get this way again
(Or perhaps I should just say when)
And instead of cleaning, you doze,
I'll turn you into a vacuum hose!"
The fairy god-vacuum admonished, "You ken?"
Fish nodded chagrined
Terrence wiggled and grinned
"You won't hurt Terrence, you need him"
The fairy god-vacuum snapped, prim
Before she left in a whirlwind
They watched her spin away
And Fish grumbled, "I'm sorry, okay?"
Terrence swatted the hand she held to shake
Fish tried to ignore the ache
And cleaned the floor the next day
And they lived happily ever after
It wasn't quite as fun as the chocolate touch.
-Parker P
PS--Does it count if I Twitter about your contest with a link?
"Dearest Diana,
If there was one thing in the world that I could do, it would be to be yours. You haven't met me yet but when we were young, we made a vow. A vow to be together forever. Look deep inside of yourself and you'll find me.
Sincerely, "
Unfortunately, there was no signature...
THE END!
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